gingerchic333:

shercockandmycrotch:

kobayashicircle:

frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

congress

*slow clapping it out*

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.
(via starryskies93)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom


ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

boy48:

Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

(Source: locsofpoetry)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6)


(Source: yeahkardashians)

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
Sylvia Plath (via tsadde)

(Source: larmoyante)

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight